Monday, March 27, 2017

Week #50

(my birthday is April 13th and it takes 1-2 weeks for a letter to get here and 2-3 for a package, FYI)  Just a friendly reminder.

Well, the 30th of March will be my 1 year mark, and I have accomplished NOTHING. Tee Hee.

I am a new boy. I am a glasses boy now and also now I am smart and can do math and science and can argue about literature with the highest scholars in the land. Also, I look like Dwight Shrute and Peter Griffin had a baby.

Also, I have gotten back into thrift shopping and found a ''Vintage'' store and LOVE MYSELF.

Ja will be baptized on the 1st of April. Me and Elder Birch have a BIG pool of investigators (for the Baltic Mission). We have 6 solid investigators and we are finding more. With the summer coming around, people are happier.

Found maggots in the apartment and it was gross. 

I don't know what else to say. I do the same thing everyday. Im still sarcastic. Not too much has changed. Except I have HOTT GLASSES AND A HOTT BOD. And I am more spiritual. 

I hope General Conference treats you all well.

Week #49

Me and Elder Satterlee are no longer companions. I am very depressed and will need birthday letters. (my birthday is April 13th and it takes 1-2 weeks for a letter to get here and 2-3 for a package, FYI)

I am now once again with... Elder Birch.

Yes, my absolutly pathetic MTC companion.

Jk I really like Elder Birch!

I also am still in Rīga Center South. 10 months strong and still going.

Ja and the family of 9 are all well. Ja will still Baptize on the 1st of April (it will be a huge joke) lol

Hope all is well in Amerika or where ever the heck you all are, I dont care. The world will soon all be Amerika because I TRUST TRUMP. Tee Hee im glad im in former Soviet Latvijā with agressive Putin knocking on the door. Tee HEE.

Im bored, I usually get really bored writing these. So I will stop. 

Friday, March 17, 2017

Week #48

Hei Hei Hei
We are ROLLING in the Investigator dough here in Rīga Center South! Elder Saterlee is a very well oiled machine.
We have a great family of 9 that we are teaching and the parents came to church for all 3 hours and loved it. WOO HOO.
Megan is awake and just emailed me, she is great. I fear I may have to kill some high school tool boys when I get back. She is too good for them. I love her and Becca (missions change people) and my Mom and Grandma and Aunts and Uncles and friends and SOPHIE!
Lol, I am sappy as a horse.
We are going to the Ghetto Bus Station glasses shop to get E. Saterlee some now frames and to get my eyes tested! Wish me luck, I need some shades for my health.
Ja  is still great. Sassy, but wonderful.
The Church is true. The Doctorine is sound. Prophets walk the Earth today. Studio C is not, was not, and will not ever be funny. I love this Gospel.
The PixiesThe xx, Jose Gonzalez, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and The Foo Fightersare all coming to Rīga soon.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Week #47

I bought Kevin Durants

Now that we ball every monday, I thought it would be nice to get some new kicks. So I bought a very nice pair of KD's. Love myself.

MLC was great. Got to see Elder Seegmiller. I also just read his email and I shed 3 tears. Here is the paragraph from his email, with a few added touches, by me.

Also Elder Yost and I had a special week this moment. During MLC, we were invited to role-play (I hate role playing in front of other people) teaching the doctrine of Christ together in front of everyone. Elder Curtis (aka Serena Williams) (acting as an investigator) had a lack of real intent. And as Elder Yost and I taught together, asked inspired questions and got to the core of our fake investigator, I felt wonderful. (As a matter of fact, it was arguably the greatest role play of all time. We already had companion unity from years of poking around together in R-Town) Memories trickled back to me, of camping trips (Elder @PKseegmiller is a City Slicker and cannot handle bugs) and spike ball (I miss spike) and fifa (for all you football fans out there, he would only play as Manchester City because his favorite player is Joe Hart...) and laughing and my subaru (my dream car) and his stupid saturn (best car ever) and crying (we actually would cry quite a bit) and a lot of long night conversations (when Marci wouldn't kick us out at 10:00) and somber moods (only when Elder Seegmiller was on acutane and when we would watch 'Bernie') and farewells and (few) emails (this was a shot at me) and silence (another shot at me) and surprises and rejoicing and our whole friendship just sort of culminated in a quiet moment in Riga, Latvia talking about the Savior of the world. (top 5 moment of my life) God has a plan. I am grateful for that plan. (BFF's forever <3)

I am very greatful for you all.

Ja will be baptized on the 1st of April.

I am very happy here.


Week #46


Went down to Liepāja this week with Elder Birch to do an Exchange. It was snowing and there was no one outside and I LOVE THE SNOW but no one wanted to talk. At a members house, I read all about ''The Kolob Theorum'' and I am amazed at the amount of information that science does not know! Even Neil DeGrasse Tyson (one of the loves of my life) does not know about ''The Dust Veils''! Kolob is at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, we just are blinded by the dust veils! CRAYZY!

Shout out to my boy Casey Affleck for finally living up to your potential and taking that Oscar.

Also, I recently learned that I can ''Glamour Retouch'' pictures on my camera, and I am content with my life. 

Ja is an older lady, kinda quiet, and REALLY sassy. She will be baptized soon. We are working side by side with some Sisters to get her in the WATER. Woo Hoo.